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Jul 29, 2014 / 223,300 notes

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Jul 29, 2014 / 265,295 notes

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Jul 28, 2014 / 17,778 notes
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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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Jul 28, 2014 / 71,731 notes

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ne0ndreams:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

Bruh
Jul 28, 2014 / 561,385 notes

ne0ndreams:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

Bruh

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Jul 28, 2014 / 345,768 notes

elliotexplicit:

dudultv:

thekreid:

I love this

WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!

This rocks my socks.

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Jul 28, 2014 / 32,353 notes

queen-of-sunspear:

This will blow your mind

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Jul 28, 2014 / 125,587 notes

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

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perchu:

sorry jesse
Jul 28, 2014 / 243,107 notes

perchu:

sorry jesse

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Jul 28, 2014 / 175,324 notes

I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and it’s pretty fucking painful.

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Jul 28, 2014 / 83,331 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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Jul 28, 2014 / 493,703 notes

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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straaya:

malformalady:


Fox found frozen solid in the ice on a lake in southern Sweden


This hurts my heart
Jul 28, 2014 / 48,372 notes

straaya:

malformalady:

Fox found frozen solid in the ice on a lake in southern Sweden

This hurts my heart

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Jul 28, 2014 / 44,759 notes
  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.